Problem Sharing

"Newly Wed"*

*Soon after their wedding, the bride tells
the groom, "Darling, now that we are married,
I want you to fire your secretary."

"But honey," says the groom, "you used to
be a secretary yourself."

"Yes," she replies, "that's why I want you to fire her."

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"Problem Sharing"*

*Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all
your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It is very kind of you, darling, but I do not
have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well that is because we are not married yet."
Received on Tue Sep 29 06:26:04 2009