New Exceptional Baby

"New Exceptional Baby"*

*A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the
doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you
something about your baby."

The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong
with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong???"

The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly,
but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is
a hermaphrodite."

The woman says, "A hermaphrodite... what's that???"

The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has
the...er... features... of a male and a female."

The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my goodness!
You mean it has a penis... AND a brain?"
Received on Mon Oct 26 08:21:55 2009