Hair Supply

"Hair Supply"*

*Lanahan's hair kept falling out and he complained to his barber.

"That stuff you gave me," he cried, "is terrible. You
said two bottles of it would make me hair grow, but nothing's happened."

"I don't understand it," said the barber. "That's the best hair
restorer made."

"Well," said Lanahan, "I don't mind drinking another bottle, but it
better work."

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"Drinking Isn't Just Fun"*

*An angry wife was complaining about her husband
spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along.

"What'll ya have?" he asked.

"Oh, I don't know. The same as you, I suppose," she replied.

So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's
and threw his down in one gulp.

His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass
and immediately spit it out.

"Yuck, that's nasty poison!" she spluttered. "I don't
know how you can drink this stuff!"

"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you
think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"
Received on Sat Oct 24 08:24:30 2009