Rabies

*"Rabies"

*A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog.

I went to see how he was and found him writing
furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he
didn't have to worry about a will.

He said, "Will? What will? I'm making a list of
people I'm going to bite."

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"Pain In The Arm"*

*My arm started to hurt me so I asked the doctor to examine it.

She looked at my arm and brought out a medical book
and studied it for 15 minutes.

Then she said to me, "Have you ever had that pain before?"

I said, "Yes."

She said, "Well, you've got it again."
Received on Thu Oct 22 02:42:39 2009