Italian Accent

"Italian Accent"*

*A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat
themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The
lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at
first, but they get her attention when she hears one of
the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, the come
together. I come again. Two asses, they come together
again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more."

"You foul-mouthed pig" retorted the lady indignantly.
In this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in public."

"Hey, coola down lady," the Italian man said. "Imma
just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."
Received on Thu Oct 22 02:40:06 2009