Who Will Be First?

"Who Will Be First?"*

*A wealthy old man looked around the table at
his two sons and five daughters and their
spouses gathered for a family reunion.

"Not a single grandchild," he said with a sigh.
"Why, I'll give a million dollars to the first kid
who presents me with a little one to bounce on
my knee. Now, let's say grace."

When the old man lifted his eyes again, his wife
was the only other person at the table.
Received on Tue Oct 20 05:09:46 2009