Nine Tactics Women Use

"Nine Tactics Women Use"*

*1. *Fine*: This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. *Five Minutes* : If she is getting dressed, this means a
half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have
just been given five more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.

3. *Nothing *: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments
that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. *Go Ahead* : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. *Loud Sigh* : This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means
she thinks you are a nincompoop and wonders why she is
wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6 *That's Okay* : This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That's okay
means she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. *Thanks*: A woman is thanking you, do not question,
or faint . Just say: "You're welcome."
 
8. *Whatever *: Is a women's way of saying 'SCREW YOU' !

9. *Don't worry about it, I got it* : Another dangerous
statement , meaning this is something that a woman has
told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For
the woman's response refer to #3.
Received on Sat Nov 21 14:40:37 2009