Birthday Wishes

"Birthday Wishes"*

*A lady fixed her husband a special meal for his
birthday. After dinner she fixed him a pitcher
of martinis then poured him a drink. Then she
left to pick up his favorite dessert from the local bakery.

When she returned from her errand she found
her husband, drink in hand, prancing about the
living room wearing her bra, panties and high heels.

"What the hell is going on!" she exclaimed.

Her husband got a quizzical look on his face and
said, "What? You asked what I wanted for my
birthday and I told you. I wanted to eat, drink and........ be Mary."
Received on Mon Nov 9 07:20:13 2009