Union House

"Union House"*

*A dedicated shop steward was at a convention
in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.

When he got to the first one, he asked the
madame, "Is this a union house?"

"No, I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."

Highly offended at such unfair dealings, the man
stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable shop.

His search continued for a while, until he finally
he reached a brothel where the madame said,
"Why yes, this is a union house."

"And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the man said. He looked
around the room and pointed to a stunningly
attractive redhead. "I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the madame,...
gesturing to a fat fifty-year-old woman in the
corner, "...but Bertha here has seniority!"
Received on Fri May 29 06:11:43 2009