Unfair Advantage

"Left Behind"*

*After a long, bumpy flight, our passengers were
glad to finally land. They disembarked, and the
other attendants and I checked for items left behind.

In a seat pocket, I found a bag of homemade
cookies with a note saying "Much love, Mom."

Quickly, I gave the bag to our gate agent in hopes
it would be reunited with its owner.

In few minutes, this announcement came over the
public-address system in the concourse;

"Would the passenger who lost his cookies on
Flight 502, please return to the gate?"

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"Unfair Advantage"*

*A blonde, a redhead and a brunette sign up with
a tourist group and chartered a double-decked
bus to go to London. There are only two seats
left on the bottom of the bus and only one seat
in the top of the bus available when they board.

They decided to take turns riding in the top and
flipped a coin to see who got the first turn. The
blonde won the toss.

A couple of hours later it's the redhead's turn so
she walks up the stairs, and sees the blonde
sitting there scared half to death. She's clutching
the seat in front of her so hard that her knuckles are white.

"What's going on?" the red head asks. We're
having a grand old time down below."

The blonde replies, "Yeah, but you've got a driver."
Received on Fri May 29 06:10:27 2009