Duck Hunting

"For Rednecks Only"*

*The old west was full of cowboys who were
good cow-ordinators.

They had consider-a-bull talent, though
sometimes they would stirrup trouble.

Sometimes they took hay to bed in order to
feed their night mares.

One cowboy reached for his gun and drew
a blank. Eventually they would go off to a
rodeo to try and get a few bucks.

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"Duck Hunting"*

*Did you hear about the two guys who decided
to try duck hunting? They bought new outfits and
equipment, and went out to a place in the woods
where they heard the hunting was really good.

But after several hours of thrashing through the
woods, one fellow said, "I don't know about this.
We've been out here all day and haven't caught
a single duck. Do you think we're doing something wrong?"

"I don't know," replied the other. "Maybe we're
not throwing the dog high enough."
Received on Tue May 12 07:40:28 2009