Free Beer!

"Free Beer!"*

*This guy walked into a bar and saw a sign for
free beer. He asked the bartender where he
could the free beer.

The bartender said, "Go upstairs and it's the first
door on your left."

So, he went upstairs and went in the first door on
his left. As he walked in he saw the ugliest, fattest,
smelliest women he has ever seen. He asked how
to get the free beer.

She said, "All you have to do is give me a good screw."

He thought about it for a while then remembered
free beer. So he said, "Okay, but you have to keep
your eyes closed."

When she closed her eyes he ran downstairs and into
the corn field outside. He took a piece of corn, ran back
to the room and saw that the woman still had her eyes closed.

He stuck the corn in her, and screwed the daylights out
of this woman with the it. When he was done, he through
the corn out the window and told her to open her eyes.

She said that was the best sex she has ever had.

Then, he went downstairs and got his beer. When he
left, he saw his friend and told him about the excellent
FREE beer he had.

Smiling his friend said, "Yeah, but it wasn't as good as
this piece of corn I just had!"
Received on Mon May 11 11:51:50 2009