Why G~d Made Moms?

"Why G~d Made Moms?"*
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These answers were given by elementary school age children to the
following questions:

"Why did G~d make mothers?"*

*1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2. Mostly to clean the house.

3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

"How Did G~d Make Mothers?"*

*1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

3. G~d made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

"What Ingredients Are Mothers Made Of?"*

*1. G~d makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice
in the world and one dab of mean.

2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
string, I think.

"Why Did G~d Give You Your Mother And Not Some Other Mom?"*

*1. We're related.

2. G~d knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

"What Kind Of Little Girl Was Your Mom?"*

*1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.

2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

3. They say she used to be nice.

"What Did Mom Need To Know About Dad Before She Married Him?"*

*1. His last name.

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk
on beer?

3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to
chores?
Received on Sat May 9 07:26:14 2009