Pearls of Wisdom

"Pearls of Wisdom"*

** When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory.
I do not remember what I chose.

* Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

* A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

* Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings …"

* There are only two four-letter words that are offensive to men -
"don't" and "stop," unless they are used together.

* Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

* There are three stages of sex in a man's life:
o Tri Weekly
o Try Weekly
o Try Weakly

* Virginity can be cured.

* Virginity is not dignity; it is lack of opportunity.
Received on Tue Mar 10 07:37:36 2009