The 'Catty' Corner

"The 'Catty' Corner"

"If you yell at a cat, you're the one who is making a fool of yourself."
-- Anonymous

How to tell if your cat has learned your Internet password.....

You get e-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."

You find you've been subscribed to strange yahoogroups like friskykitty.com

Your web browser home page is now 'Kitty Good Times'.

Your mouse has teeth marks in it, and is hidden under the sofa.

You get e-mail messages from your neighbor concerning
complaints you never made about their dog.

Your keyboard has paw marks on it and smells like tuna or cat food.

You find a program on your computer called Kitty Play Ball.

In chatrooms you're known as the "Foxy Feline."

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"New Diet Story from Our Friend Nancy"

Yesterday I was buying a 2 large bags of Purina
dog chow at Walmart, for my dogs Winston,
Chief, Gus, and Maximus. I was about to check
out when a woman behind me asked if I had a
dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant?

Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told
her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was
starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably
shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last
time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds
before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs
in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and
that the way that it works is to load your pockets
with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every
time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in the line
was enthralled with my story by now!)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care
because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her
no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot
to lick my butt and a car hit me!

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a
heart attack, he was laughing so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!
Received on Sat Mar 7 01:42:12 2009