Drug Names

"Drug Names"*

*In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a
trade name and generic name. For example, the
trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is called
Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for
Via-gra. After careful consideration by a team of
government experts, it recently announced that it
has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,
Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon
be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by
Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call
this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the
names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good
old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the
new concoction by the name of MOUNT & DO.
Received on Fri Mar 6 01:29:16 2009