Sex With A Cowboy

"Sex With A Cowboy"*

*Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a New Yorker),
confided to her co-workers she had three goals
for her trip to the Lone Star State;

1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.

2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..

3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.

Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

'Let me tell you, they have a tree down there
called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that
brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good.
The taste is unbelievable!'

'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes...
 those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride
horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses
and grab the bull by the horns and throw them
to the ground! It is just incredible!'

They then asked, 'Well tell us, did you have sex
with a real cowboy?'

'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the
condom they carry in the back pocket of their
jeans, I changed my mind!'
Received on Mon Mar 2 07:00:38 2009