Quickies

"Quickies"*

*Q: What did Mama Buffalo say to the little Buffalo when he went off to
college?
A: "Bison."

The doctor was examining the trick knee of his pretty
young patient when he asked, "What's a joint like
this doing in a nice girl like you?"

Patient: "Well, Doc, you sure kept your promise. You
said I'd be walking in a month and you were right. I
had to sell my darn car to pay your bill."

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Three hungry guys walk into a restaurant and sit
down. One of them reads a sign, whips down his
pants and starts to masturbate furiously.

The waitress asks, "What the hell are you doing?"

He replies, "The sign said, 'first come first served'."
Received on Mon Jun 29 01:54:52 2009