Witty Waiter

"Witty Waiter"*

*The head waiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant
recoiled in disgust as a man in muddy hip wader
boots, frayed and torn jeans, dirty leather jacket,
long stringy dirty hair and a beard with flecks of
long-ago food marched right towards him.

The man said, "Yo, bucko, where's your john?"

The head waiter calmly replied, "Go down the hall
and turn left. When you see the sign marked
'Gentlemen', pay absolutely no attention to it and go right inside."

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"The Drinking Fool"*

*Jones watched in astonishment as the man
standing next to him at the bar ordered a dry
martini, poured its contents into the sink, then
nibbled away at the bowl of the glass. He did
not stop till only the stem was left. He placed
that carefully before him and ordered another dry martini.

This continued until five stems were standing
before him and then the man left.

The bartender, noting Jones' astonishment,
said with a smile, "You seem surprised, sir."

"I'll say I am," said Jones. "The darn fool left the best part."
Received on Sun Jun 28 01:47:52 2009