Patents

"Patents"*

*An inventor goes to the patent office with several of his ideas in hand.

"So, what do you have there?" asks the Patent Office official.

"It's a folding glass," says the guy. "I call it a 'flass'."

"That's a pretty stupid idea," says the official. "Got anything else?"

"Well, yes," says the inventor. "I have a folding cup. I call it a 'fup'."

"That's even more stupid than the first one," says the official.

The guy starts packing everything up to leave and says,
"Then I guess you wouldn't be interested in my folding bucket either."
Received on Fri Jun 19 03:58:48 2009