Nervous

"Nervous"*

*A nurse noticed a man in golf attire pacing up
and down outside the operating room where
another golfer who had a golf ball driven down
his throat was being treated.

"Is he a relative of your's?" the nurse asked the pacing golfer.

"No...It's my ball."

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"Fishing"*

*Doug was describing a 30 pound bass he'd caught
recently after fighting it for three hours.

Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture
you took of that fish. You're lucky if it weighed 10 pounds."

Doug replied, "Well...a fish can lose an awful lot of
weight during three hours of fighting."
Received on Fri Jun 5 08:28:16 2009