She's The Best Lay In Town

"She's The Best Lay In Town"*

*Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk
comes in, staggers up to them, and points at
the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the
best lay in town!"

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores
him, and the drunk wanders off and bellies up
to the bar at the far end.

Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points
at the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your
mom, and it was sweet!"

Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the
drunk goes back to the far end of the bar.

Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces,
"Your mom liked it!"

Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad,... you're drunk!"
Received on Thu Jun 4 03:34:34 2009