Orange

"Orange"*

*A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got
to help me. My penis is orange."

The doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop
his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's organ
isn't orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange.
Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of
stress in a person's life."

Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc
asks the guy, "How are things going at work?"

The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks
ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause
of the stress. The guy responds, "No. The boss was
a real jerk, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every
week and I had no say in anything that was happening.
I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can
set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got
on the old job and the boss is a really great guy."

So the doc figures this isn't the reason. He asks the
guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I
got divorced about eight months ago."

The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for
all of the guys stress.

But the guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was
nag, nag, nag. Gosh, am I glad to be rid of that old bi-tch!"

So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.
He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?"

The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I just sit at
home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos!"
Received on Tue Jun 2 07:09:19 2009