World's Smartest Gorilla

"World's Smartest Gorilla"*

*This guy went to the zoo one day. While he was standing in
front of the gorilla's enclosure, he noticed the gorilla
watching him intently. The man waved at the gorilla, the
gorilla waved back. He patted his stomach and the gorilla
copied him. He jumped up and down, the gorilla started
jumping. He made faces, pull his hair, hopped on one foot,
spun in a circle, and beat on his chest. His antics were
copied exactly by the gorilla in the cage.

All of a sudden the wind gusted and he got some grit in his
eye. The man rubbed his eye, trying to make it better.
While doing so he, he stepped closer and closer to the cage.
As he pulled his eyelid down to dislodge the particle, the
gorilla went crazy, banged against the bars, reached out,
grabbed the nearly blinded man and beat the guy senseless.
When the guy came to, the zoo keeper was anxiously bending
over him, and as soon as he was able to talk, he told the
keeper what had happened. The zoo keeper nodded and
explained that in gorilla language, pulling down your eyelid
means "f--- you".

The explanation didn't make the gorilla's victim feel any
better but he accepted it. As he left he became madder and
madder. He plotted his revenge. The next day he purchased
two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a
large sausage. Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried
to the zoo and over to the gorilla's cage, into which he
tossed a hat, a knife, and a party horn.

Knowing that the big ape liked to mimic people, he put on a
party hat. The gorilla looked at him, and looked at the hat,
and put it on. Next he picked up his horn and blew on it.
The gorilla picked up his horn and did the same. He twirled
in a circle while blowing the horn. The gorilla did the same.
Then the man picked up his knife and waved it over his head.
Again the gorilla copied him. Next the man whipped the
sausage out of his pants, and sliced it neatly in two. The
gorilla looked at the knife in his big hairy hand, looked at
his own crotch, and pulled down his eyelid.
Received on Thu Jul 9 09:50:45 2009