Son In Law

"Son In Law"*

*A very successful businessman had a meeting
with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter,
and now I welcome you into the family," said
the man. "To show you how much we care for
you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my
business. All you have to do is go to the
factory every day and learn the operations."

The son-in-law interrupted. "I hate factories.
I can't stand the noise."

"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well then
you'll work in the office and take charge of
some of the operations."

"I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I
can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day."

"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I
just make you half-owner of a money making
organization, but you don't like factories and
won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"

"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."

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"The Last Six Months"*

*The middle aged man was visibly shaken when
his Doctor advised that he had only 6 months
to live because of the terminal disease that was
detected during a recent physical check-up.

The Doctor suggested that he should get his
"house in order", make sure his Will was
current and ensure all final arrangements were
in place for the funeral. He should then make
plans to enjoy what might be left of his life, to the fullest.

"What will you do for the last six months?" asked the Doctor.

His patient thought for a few minutes then
replied, "I think I'll go and live with my Mother-in-law."

Surprised by the answer, the Doctor asked, "Of all
people, why in the would you want to live with your Mother-in-law?"

"Because it'll be the longest six months of my Life!"
Received on Wed Jul 8 21:50:06 2009