How To Satisfy A Woman Every Time

"How To Satisfy A Woman Every Time"*

*Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, deliver,
make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment,
support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate,
stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, hug, purr, coddle,
excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,
nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for,

accessorize, leave, return, beseech, entertain, charm,
lug drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige,
fascinate, attend, deliver, implore, shower, shave,
trust, grovel, defend, coax, clothe, brag about,
acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify,
sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil,
embrace, accept, butter up, hear, listen, understand,

respect, entertain, locomote, jitterbug, beg, plead,
borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair,
patch, crazy-glue, calm, kill for, die for, dream of,
promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine,
cajole, angelicize, murmur, snoozle, snurfle, snuggle,
elevate, enervate, alleviate, spot-weld, serve, rub,

rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, deliver, take
her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of
her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-
panky, crystal blue persuade, flip flop, fly, don't
care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle,
squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle,

slam-dunk, keep on rockin', deliver, wet, slicken,
undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip dry,
knead, puree, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate,
indulge, fondle, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast,
enchant, idolize and worship,

and then go back,

and do it again.

"How To Satisfy A Man Every Time"*

*1. Show up
2. Naked
3. Bring beer
{beer is optional}
Received on Thu Jul 2 07:46:58 2009