Sweet Marines

"Sweet Marines"*

*While on leave, my Marine buddy and I met two blonde
nursing students from Southern California. After chatting
them up awhile, the conversation turned to what we did
in the service. When we told them we were in the infantry,
the girls seemed very impressed, giving us big smiles as
they told us how sweet that was.

Since infantry and sweet are seldom used in the same
sentence, I was a little confused. Until, that is, one of the
girls said, "We admire any man who works with infants."

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"Blonde in Court"*

*A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness
in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with,
"Where were you the night of August 24th?"

"Objection!" said the defense attorney. "Irrelevant!"

"Oh, that's okay," said the blonde from the witness stand.
"I don't mind answering the question."

"I object!" the defense said again.

"No, really," said the blonde. "I'll answer."

The judge ruled: "If the witness insists on answering, there
is no reason for the defense to object."

So the prosecutor repeated the question: "Where were you
the night of August 24th?"

The blonde replied brightly, "I don't know!"
Received on Fri Jan 16 03:20:09 2009