Speedy Service

"Speedy Service"*

*A lady answered her front door to find a plumber standing
there. "I'm here to fix the leaky pipe," he announced.

"I didn't call a plumber," said the lady.

"What?" huffed the plumber. "Aren't you Mrs. Snyder?"

The Snyders moved out of this house over a year ago,"
explained the lady.

"How do you like that," grunted the plumber. "They call
you up and tell you it's an emergency and then they move away!"

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"Competition"*

*Don goes into business for himself. He buys a hotdog cart
and sets it up in a prime spot on a busy downtown corner,
right near a large bank.

One day, his friend Jim approaches him and asks Don if he
can lend him some money.

Don refuses.

"But why?" asks Jim. "Everyone knows you're doing well, and
I'm not asking for much."

"Well, Jim, in order to get this spot I had to sign a Non-
competition Agreement with that bank over there. According
to the terms of the agreement, they're don't sell hot dogs,
and I don't lend money."
Received on Mon Jan 12 07:26:09 2009