Cell Phone Problems

"Cell Phone Problems"*

*Because my mother had a habit of losing her
cordless phone, I bought her a phone with a
clip on it so she could attach it directly to her belt.

A few days later, I walked into my mother's home
and found her standing in the middle of the living
room, halfway dressed. That didn't strike me as odd
so much as the fact that she was holding her pants
to the side of her head and speaking into them.

"Don't look at me that way," she yelled. "The phone
started ringing and I couldn't figure out how to undo this stupid clip!"

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"Psychic Power"*

*I was sitting in the foyer of a bank when a young man
walked by, and then stopped for a moment on his way
out. I noticed that one of the latches on his overstuffed
briefcase was unfastened, putting strain on the remaining latch.

"You're going to lose the contents of your briefcase," I warned him.

Just then the case burst open. He stared at me with
something akin to fear in his eyes as he gasped, "How
on earth did you do that?"
Received on Sun Jan 11 09:30:53 2009