Wedding Telegrams

"Wedding Telegrams I"

The Bureau of Meteorology forecasts rainstorms
so the bride can expect a few good inches overnight.

Love is a thousand miles long but comes in six inch
installments.

"The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it."

Confucius say men who sink into woman's arms
soon have arms in woman's sink.

Sorry I cannot be at Wedding... Please send me
a photo of Bride and Groom Mounted.

Easy on the throttle, steady on the gears, roll her
over gently and she'll last for many years.

Don't keep him in the dog house too often or he
might give his bone to the woman next door.

Treat him like a flower... grab him by the stalk.

If you don't want the Stork to come, Shoot in the air.

Go for it mate. We all did!
Received on Sat Jan 3 18:42:40 2009