Liquor Store Robbery

"Liquor Store Robbery"*

*An elderly woman walked into a liquor store with
two guns, pointed them at the shopkeeper and
said, "Give me six bottles of scotch whiskey, all
the money in the till, and then I want you to take
me into your storeroom and make love to me."

The shopkeeper got her the six bottles of scotch,
emptied the money from the till into the old
woman's handbag, and then went with her into the storeroom;

They took off all their clothes, and made love. In
the excitement, the old lady dropped the guns on the floor.

The shopkeeper paused a moment, then said,
"Madam, could you please pick up your guns
again, I am expecting my wife to arrive any minute."
Received on Tue Feb 24 06:53:08 2009