The Scam

"The Scam"*

*Over the last month, I became a victim of a clever
scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get
supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Do
not be naive enough to think it could not happen
to you or your friends.

Here is how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls
come over to your car as you are packing your
shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they
say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another
hardware store. You agree and they get in the back
seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one
of them climbs over into the front seat and starts
crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

Since then, I have had my wallet stolen on May 4th,
9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 22nd and
23rd. Also on June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 10th,
14th, 16th, 20th, three times last Saturday and very
likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

By the way, K-Mart has wallets on sale for only $2.99.
Received on Thu Feb 19 08:48:23 2009