Dumb & Dumber

"Dumb & Dumber"*

*LARRY: When I was working in Nebraska, I gave
this girl 400 dollars to have sex with me.

MIKE: You what? You gave a girl $400 for sex?

LARRY: YEP

MIKE: DAMN, what did she look like?

LARRY: She had big tits and blonde hair.

MIKE: Larry, was it worth it?

LARRY: Nope, that is why I stopped payment on the check.

MIKE: Are you telling me that you found a girl that
would take a check for sex? Then you stopped
payment on the check because it was not any good?

LARRY: YEP, $400.

MIKE: Does your wife know about this?

LARRY: YEP

MIKE: And just what did she have to say?

LARRY: She was not very happy, and she does
not let me carry the checkbook anymore.
Received on Wed Feb 18 09:15:35 2009