Long Hair

"Seatbelt"*

*A California policeman pulled a car over and told
the driver that because he had been wearing his
seatbelt, he had just won $5,000 dollars in the
statewide safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled the woman in the
passenger seat. "He's a real jerk when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat, who took
one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we
wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk
and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"

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"Long Hair"*

*A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He
asked his father, who was a minister, if they could
discuss the use of the car. His father took him to
his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you.
You bring your grades up, study your bible a little
and get your hair cut and we'll talk about it."

After about a month the boy came back and again
asked his father if they could discuss use of the car.
They again went to the father's study where his
father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You
have brought your grades up, you've studied your
bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"

The young man waited a moment and replied, "You
know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know,
Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had
long hair, and even Jesus had long hair...."

To which his father replied...."Yes, and they WALKED
every where they went!"
Received on Wed Feb 18 09:14:22 2009