Sunbathing on the Roof

"Sunbathing on the Roof"*

*A rather well-proportioned secretary, Joan, wanted
to spend almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the
roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day
but, on the second, she decided that no one could see
her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an
overall tan.

She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running
up the stairs; she was lying on her stomach, so she just
pulled a towel over her rear.

"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little assistant
manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the
stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind you sunbathing on the
roof but we would very much appreciate you wearing a
bathing suit as you did yesterday."

"What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather
calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm
covered with a towel."

"Not exactly," said the embarrassed little man. "You're
lying on the dining room skylight."
Received on Thu Feb 12 07:32:04 2009