Tennis Ball

"Tennis Ball"*

*While out one morning in the park, a jogger
found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing nobody
around, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.

Later, on his way home, he stopped at a pedestrian
crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A girl
standing next to him saw the large bulge in his shorts.

"What's that?" she asked,... with her eyes gleaming lustfully.

"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.

"Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be
painful.... I had tennis elbow once!"
Received on Thu Feb 5 08:46:24 2009