Helping Hand

"Helping Hand"*

*A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they
came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk.
 
"What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl.
 
The grandmother was embarrassed, so she said, "The dog on
top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying
him to the doctor."
 
"They're just like people, aren't they Grandma?"
 
"How do you mean?" asked the Grandma.
 
"Offer someone a helping hand," said the little girl,
"...and they'll screw you every time!"
Received on Tue Feb 3 08:10:10 2009