Santa? Is That You?

"Santa? Is That You?"*

*The Santa Claus sat down at the department
store lunch counter and ordered a cup of coffee.
Sitting next to him was a seven year old boy.

"Do you believe in Santa Claus?" asked the weary Saint Nick.

"No. Santa's for babies!"

"Good for you," replied Santa as he removed his
beard and proceeded to sip his coffee.
Received on Thu Dec 31 11:57:34 2009