Jigsaw Puzzle

"Jigsaw Puzzle"*

*John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy.

"I've got a problem," says Buffy.

"What's the matter?" asks John.

"Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too
hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."

"What's the picture of?" asks John.

"It's of a big Rooster," replies Buffy.

"All right," says John, "I'll come over and have a look."

So he goes over to Buffy's house and Buffy greets
him saying, "Thanks for coming over."

Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the
jigsaw on the kitchen table. John looks at the jigsaw
and then turns to Buffy and says, "For Pete's sake -
put the Cornflakes back in the Box."

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"Blonde vs Blonde"*

*This blonde was driving down an old country road
when she spots another blonde in a wheat field
rowing a boat. She pulls over to the side of the
road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief she
stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.

When she could not stand it any more she called
out to the blonde in the field. "Why are you rowing
a boat in the middle of the field?"

The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds,
"Because it is an ocean of wheat."

The blonde standing on the side of the road is furious.
She yells at the blonde in the field. "It is dumb blondes
like you that give the rest of us a bad name."

The blonde in the field just shrugged her shoulders
and began rowing again.

The blonde on the side of the road was beside herself
and shook her fist at blonde in the field yelling, "If I
could swim, I would come out there and kick your tail!"
Received on Sat Dec 19 03:34:26 2009