Simple Solution

"Simple Solution"*

*A farmer walked into a drug store and said
to the pharmacist, "I want me one of them
thar cond0ms with pesticides on it. Where do I find 'em?"

The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must
mean that you want the cond0ms with
SPERMICIDE, not pesticide. They're in aisle 4."

"No, no, I want me them thar cond0ms with
PESTICIDE on it," growled the farmer.

"Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from
explaining, "PESTICIDE is for killing insects,
SPERMICIDE is for killing sperm. I'm sure that
you mean spermicide instead of pesticide."

"Listen here, " argued the farmer, "I want
cond0ms with PESTICIDE on it! My wife's got
a bug up her arse, and I aim to kill it."
Received on Sat Dec 19 03:33:03 2009