Playing House

"Playing House"*

*Two little children, a boy and a girl, walked
hand-in-hand to a neighbor's house. Standing on
her tip-toes, the little girl was just able to reach
the doorbell. A woman greeted them and asked
what they wanted.

"We're playing house," the little girl answered. "This
is my husband and I am his wife. May we come in?"

Thoroughly enchanted by the scene confronting her,
the lady said, "By all means, do come in."

Once inside, she offered the children lemonade and
cookies which they graciously accepted. When a
second tall glass of lemonade was offered, the little
girl refused by saying,

"No thank you. We have to go now. My husband
just wet his pants."

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"Croaking Grandpa"*

*A sister and brother are talking to each other when
the little boy gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says,

"Grandpa, please make a frog noise."

The Grandpa says, "No."

The little boy goes on, "Please...please make a frog noise."

The Grandpa says, "No, now go play."

The little boy then says to his sister,

"Go tell Grandpa to make a frog noise."

So the little girl goes to her Grandpa and says,

"Please make a frog noise."

The Grandpa says, "I just told your brother 'no' and I'm telling you 'no'."

The little girl says, "Please...please Grandpa make a frog noise."

The Grandpa says, "Why do you want me to make a frog noise?"

The little girl replied, "Because mommy said when
you croak we can go to Disney World!"
Received on Sun Dec 13 16:52:38 2009