Two Infants

"Two Infants"*

*A man was carrying two babies, one in each arm
while waiting for a train. Along came this woman
who upon seeing the two cute babies started
asking the man, "Aren't they cute, what are their names?"

The man, giving the lady an angry look, replied, " I don't know."

The lady asked again, "Which is a boy and which is a girl?"

The man, looking angrier than before, replied, "I don't know."

The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a father are you?"

The man replied "I'm not their father. I'm just a c0ndom salesman,
and these are 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company."
  
Received on Sun Dec 13 16:35:16 2009