Wrong House

"Wrong House"*

*It is closing time and one drunk says to the other,
"C'mon, I've got a bottle at home, we can go there."

The second drunk agrees, so they stagger down
the street, feeling no pain.

As they reach the housing development where the
first drunk's house is, the inebriated homeowner in
error turns up the walkway of the house next to his.

He staggers to the door and fumbling with his key
finds that the door is unlocked.

"See how sweet m'wife is," he says to his buddy, "
she left the door unlocked for me."

 He leads his friend into the living room. "See that
television," he says pointing to the TV. "Thash, my tel'vision".

Continuing on to the hall closet where the booze is
usually kept, he says, "Thish is where I have my wishkey."

But, on opening the closet door, there is no bottle of
whiskey on the shelf.

"Mushta lef' it upstairs. C'mon."

The two drunks creep up the carpeted stairs and the
first drunk points to the bedroom door, "Thash my
bedroom," he whispers. "You wait here and I'll get the bottle."

As he opens the door, he points to the couple asleep
in the bed. "Thash my wife," he whispers.

The second drunk sees that there are two people in
bed. "Who's that guy in bed with your wife?"

The first drunk peers over and then turns to the second
drunk and beamingly says, "Why, thash ME!"
Received on Sat Dec 12 20:21:11 2009