Woooooo! Woooooo!

"Woooooo! Woooooo!"*

*There were two Indians and a Cowboy walking along
together in the desert when, all of a sudden, one of
the Indians took off and ran up a steep hill to the
mouth of a cave. He stopped and hollered into the
entrance, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" And,
then listened very closely until he heard an answer...
"Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"

He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The
Cowboy was puzzled and asked the other Indian what
that was all about...was that Indian goofy or something?

"No," said the other Indian. "It is mating time for us
Indians and when you see a cave and holler, 'Woooooo!
Woooooo! Woooooo!' and get an answer back, that
means she is in there waiting for you."

Well, just about that time the other Indian spotted
another cave. He took off, ran to the cave, stopped
and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" When
he heard a reply "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" off
came his clothes and into the cave he goes.

The Cowboy started running around the desert looking
for a cave to find these women that the Indians had
talked about. Suddenly, he looked up and saw this
great big cave. He was amazed at the size and thought,
"Man! It's bigger than the caves those Indians found.
There must be something special in this cave!"

Well, he darted up the hill at great speed with hopes of
ecstasy and grandeur. He got in front of the cave and
yelled, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He was
thrilled when he heard the answering call of
"WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!"
He quickly took off his clothes. With a happy face he raced into the
cave.

The headlines in the next day's newspaper stated:

"NAKED COWBOY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN"
Received on Sat Dec 5 11:55:12 2009