My Daddy is so Cool

"My Daddy is so Cool"*

*Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the
front porch one day. The first one says, "My Daddy
is so cool he can eat four Burgers at one meal."

The second one says, "That's nothing. My Daddy can eat six."

Little Johnny starts laughing and says, "My Daddy can eat light bulbs."

The other two boys tell Johnny that he is out of his
mind. They ask him why he thinks His daddy can eat light bulbs.

Little Johnny replies, "Last night I was passing my
parents room and my daddy said, 'Honey, turn out
that light I want to eat that thing.'"
Received on Thu Apr 23 08:16:06 2009