A Heavenly Marriage

"Children of Spies"

A father is in church with three of his young children,
including his five year old daughter.

As was customary, he sat in the very front row so
that the children could properly witness the service.

During this particular service, the minister was performing
the baptism of a tiny infant. The little five year old girl
was taken by this, observing that he was saying
something and pouring water over the infant's head.

With a quizzical look on her face, the little girl turned to
her father and asked: "Daddy, why is he brainwashing that baby?"

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"A Heavenly Marriage"

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married
this couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is
sitting outside heaven's gate waiting on St. Peter to
do an intake. In conversation while waiting they wonder
if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter
finally shows up and they ask him.

St. Peter says, "I don't know, this is the first time
anyone ever asked. "Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sits for a couple of months and in
conversation they begin to wonder if they really should
get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all.

"What if it doesn't work out?, " they wonder, "Are we
stuck together forever?" St. Peter returns after yet
another month, looking somewhat bedraggled.

"Yes," he informs the couple, "you can get married in Heaven."

"Great," says the couple, "but what if things don't
work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" exclaims the frightened couple.

"Jeez!" St. Peter exclaims, "It took me three months
to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how
long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer!?"
Received on Thu Apr 23 08:14:50 2009