1-2-3

"1-2-3"*

*After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is
unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his
doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally
the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind," and
refers him to a psychiatrist.

After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses,
"I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured."
So, finally, the psychiatrist, at his wits end, refers him
to a witch doctor.

The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some
powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing
blue smoke. The witch doctor says, "This is powerful
healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have
to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks the witch doctor, "What happens when
it's over?" The witch doctor says, "All you or your partner has
to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; it will not
work again for a year!"

The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise
his wife with the good news. Soon he is lying in bed with
her and says, "123" and just like that, he gets an erection!

His wife turns over and says, "What did you say '123' for?"
Received on Thu Apr 2 23:39:33 2009