Quickies

"Quickies"*

*Did you hear about the prostitute who was into bondage?
She was strapped for cash.

Add "Come early on your first day" to that list
of career advice that does not apply in the porn business.

Guy: "Let's wait until June to get married. It won't be long until June."
Girl Friend: "How much longer will it be then?"

Q: What do you call a prostitute with her hand in her panties?
A: Self employed.
Received on Fri Sep 12 03:46:59 2008