Accountants

"Accountants"*

*What's the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't
understand.

When does a person decide to become an accountant?
When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

What's an auditor?
Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.

Why did the auditor cross the road?
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Why do actuaries exits?
So accountants have someone to make fun of.

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"Don't Mess With The IRS"*

*Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve
to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him.
Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving.

Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road.

The policemen stopped traffic and recovered the
box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks.

"I'm sorry sir," the first trooper told the driver,
"but I am still going to have to write you a ticket."

Amazed, the driver asked for what.

The trooper replied, "Tacks evasion."
Received on Fri Sep 12 03:45:10 2008