The Perfect Woman

"The Perfect Woman"*

*A handsome man decided he had the G~d-given
responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could
produce children beyond comparison. With that as his
mission he began searching for the perfect woman.

After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the
East coast, he started to head west. Shortly
thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning,
gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away.

So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for
permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're all looking to get
married, so you came to the right place. Look them
over and select the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter. The next day the
farmer asked for the man's opinion. "Well," said the
man, "She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...
but pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one
of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.
"Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not
that you can hardly tell...
cross-eyed."

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl
to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's
perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!"

So they were wed right away. Months later the baby
was born. When the man visited the nursery, he was
horrified, the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic
human you can imagine.

He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing
could happen considering the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee
bit, not that you could hardly tell .....
pregnant when you met her."
Received on Fri Sep 5 08:33:52 2008